It's a link to a weird video about Bill Cosby, dude. Who's stressin'? And you do realize it's his JOB to write these things, right? RIGHT? You're freaking me out a little, man.

Bill Cosby's just glad this article ain't about him. Just wait, Bill!

Because you got more upfists than him.

I don't have a dog in this fight (other than being raised with, you know, a moral compass), but the level of derp from the Cosby-deniers is pretty strong for the A.V. crowd.

So… your argument is that instead of posting this story, the author should have been having sex? And what's the bit about the hands? There is a confusing level of creepiness to your criticism that is surreally enjoyable.

You don't know who Hannibal Buress is?

Universal Soldier: Regeneration is 1 hour and 36 minutes long. You assholes owe me one hour and thirty-six minutes.

I really think Shelley Long was unaware she was on a tv show for that episode.

You're a player of steelier nerves than I. I loved FFXIV but the dungeons made me a nervous wreck. I'm not adverse to conflict or criticism IRL, but something about a buncha strangers doing their "shaking their head in disgust" animation made me feel terrible about myself.

I dig her and stuff, but I'm getting kinda Schumered out.

Russell Brand will outlive us all.

"They cut out a lot of the crying". You gotta be kidding.

Okay, okay! Mercy! A.V. Club invented the inventory shtick!

This list dealy with the accompanying gif or video, I dunno who's responsible, really. But it bugs me, nonetheless.

1 tip for making recent AV Club articles: imitate Buzzfeed, but jzuzz it up a little.

This is exactly what the world needs, right now.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR TRASH???

There was nothing in here that I couldn't have guessed, 'cept maybe the dude's backstory.

This is a stoner's paradise.

I think these comments need more Batman/Gigli references.