Yes, that's EXACTLY what I was saying...I hope the sarcasm wasn't lost on you.

When I was your age, we didn't have Africa.

The fuck kind of logic is that? Stop being a douche. This guy is not 'the industry'. Your pathetic attempt at rationalizing being a cheap SOB is only hurting this, and every other, small developer.

First I'm an old man who needs to die, now I'm 5. Baby, you're so confused.

Let's not forget the time you and I tag-teamed your mom. Oh, it was fun, but I know you prefer taking a throbbing hog deep in your ass.

I remember when you wanted to float my boat. You're such a power bottom.

More "blah"s my swizzle stick, give me someplace to shoot my load. Open wide for daddy.

Oh sweetie, you're so pretty. A "taint" is a strip of flesh at between the anus and scrotum OR between the anus and vagina. You're just such a pretty little princess.

All humans have a taint, my spooge sponge.

Come back to me, my little taint tickler. Our love is too strong to be denied.

This. Right here.

Aww, don't get all bashful on me now, my little dong puppet.

That's why you take the Viagra, nipple-tickler.

I'll head over and check them out.

If you think $50 for a board game is steep, you've not played many (good) board games.

You're. Remember all the times you guzzled my hot load? Those were the good old days. You were always so insatiable. Three, four even five thick blasts were rarely enough to fill you up.

Board gaming is my pulse. This is the first I've heard of this game. Not exactly inspiring confidence.

so, you admit our love! I knew you would. Come back to me, my jizz dumpster.

We. We're gay. You and I, or don't you remember the times you and I made sweet, sweaty love until the wee hours of the morning? You licked your own love off of me.

Don't pretend like that never happened.

Not since we found you had anal warts. I miss your tender caress.