A Cerebral Obliterator? Yes.

Nope, but your mommy sure likes it.

Aw, look how cute you are, trying the old "Internet tough guy" defense.

Quite cute. A shame I'd say the same to your face, possibly worse, because I'd start to see your lip quiver and the tears form in the corners of your eyes and I'd go for the jugular.

*pats on the head*

Sorry, Chief. I have an infinite capacity for patience when it comes to dealing with fuckshit little turds such as yourself. I'm NEVER going to stop responding.

Also, the word is still 'you're', not 'your'.

It's actually properly spelled LOL, as it's an acronym. Internet retards sure are dumb. That's you, in case you are too stupid to get the the sentiment.

That is Internet retard slang for whatever, which is one word.

Whatever is one word.

You're.

I sleep about 4 hours a night. Also, you're right: I don't need 16 hours to overpower your feeble little mind. I only need about 6 minutes.

Point being I have 16 hours a day to overpower pathetic commentary. Plus, I love irritating idiots like you.

You do realize that your average person only works eight hours a day, yes?

I suppose that's the one thing you and your mother both know a lot about.

Speaking of not making sense...

Optimus Prime riding Grimlock.

Your argument is invalid.

Straight into your mother's mouth.

While this would be funny, Bing does not go to goatse, sadly.

Maybe it's some subdialect, possibly Herpaderp.

Oh, I can read: I have a BA in English. What you're doing isn't English. It is more akin to Jackass or Moronic, neither of which I am fluent in.

See, now THIS is how I might end up picking up a handheld to play the Monster Hunter games.