There's the problem.

And yet none of that changes what I said. Numerous. judges have tossed out EULAs for being overly restrictive.

Don't be too quick to say "in the US", as different judges have ruled VERY differently on the strength of EULAs.

EULAs do not trump ownership via copyright law.

Oooooor maybe you're not giving readers enough credit while reading WAY too much into things?

Listen,I had the rubber glove. Was I supposed to just let it go to waste?

Why put effort into a retort when a lazy one is more than enough to get the job done? Would you have me use a sledgehammer to kill a gnat?

Ladies and gentlemen, you you look closely, you'll see a similar stick firmly lodged in the rectal cavity of Ant.

Also, you're ignoring Clarke's 3rd law.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

You realize that "magic" is a matter of illusion, yes? You realize that editing is all illusion, yes? Of course not, you're only interested in being a douche.

I found this in your ass. Should I keep it or throw it away?

It's a giant stick.

What's it like being the grumpiest man in Grumpville?

We're you trying to say Rhodes scholar?

prove it. You've asserted A LOT that there's bajillions of willing and active buyers. PROVE your statement. It should be simple if true.

Except large chunk of those "people willing to shell money" are accounts people make to link to FTP games or have never purchased anything at all.

Wow. When did pretentious hipsters invade anime?

Kinda, yeah.

You do, of course, understand that what I was doing was pointing out the logical fallacy of the argument, right? I mean, that is an actual fallacious argument.

Technically, they are buttons. Look under the key. It presses a button.

I am agreeing people should use an authenticator because it makes it more difficult to access, but saying 'I have used one for 10 years and never had my account hacked' is like saying 'I have been wearing this bag of weasel dicks and have never been attacked by a leprechaun'. Just saying'.