Except it is spelled 'bamf'.

Damn. That is terrible.

Your mother is an old trick.

So, you're 'that guy'?

Whaaaaaa? Oh my god.

Where the hell have I been living?

I am going to kiss you right on the face.

I appreciate that you noticed the effort.

I'll tell you one thing: if they put the shanties from AC4 on a CD/MP3/4, I'd buy it TODAY.

Quick, someone link Fry.

Lemme sing it for you: Shuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuck uuuuuuup.

At the end there, I did a little falsetto.

Once you see how it works, yes, but could you have created it, whole cloth? I know I would not be able to.

"Seriously, when was the last time you cracked open a history book?"

weird double post

And yet still she swings and misses. Remember when I told you to shut the fuck up?

Take the advice: shut the fuck up.

It's nice being an armchair psychologist. In other news: shut the fuck up.

Aw, look at you, pretending to be a hardass Internet tough guy who was every bit the social pariah in high school you claim I was.

Here's the thing, Chief: subtext is great, but when the knucklehead made a specific statement, he wasn't making a subtle or nuanced argument. He was hamfistedly defending his platform of…

Actually, he didn't say that. He said "Not to mention you have to have the camera."

And you do NOT need the camera to use voice commands. You just need a mic. Any mic. It can be one friggin attached via USB.

Get over it, man: your X1 ain't all that cool when it comes to vice control.

Where did I say the PS4 WAS pushing boundaries?

All I said is the X1 ISN'T pushing boundaries that -I- care about. Then again, I don't plan on buying either system. I just like watching you folks scramble over yourselves trying to ply up aspects of your system that both sides have access to and really aren't all that…

I have a feeling your "friend" is you. Why are you pointlessly a cunt?

Everything you mentioned is shit I couldn't care less about.

I have neither system, nor do I really intend to. What I DO have is a lot of fun watching you fanboys on both sides get your panties all twisted.