Also Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

Having just had my first child 10 days ago, I'm a little confused by the "by a company that ALLOWS paternity leave (emphasis mine)".

In the U.S., companies cannot prevent a father from taking paternity leave.

So, what you're saying is that you're under 20 and have not been playing games very long and, when you do, the only thing that matters is high-rez brospolosions.

At least now we all know.

Notice the word "if" right there at the beginning of the sentence? That's an indicator of a hypothesis, which points to my questioning whether it may be possible, or simply a flight of fancy idea.

Good one?

If they could get that thing to jump? Oh man. I would give them so many monies.

Canton, as in Ohio? Hah. That's where I am currently.

What? No Brotherhood?

6 pound 7 ounce girl! Our first.

Sorry, sorry. I should have recognized the sarcasm. My meter is off. My wife just had our baby a little after midnight this morning and I'm very tired but very happy.

I'm an atheist.

Dude. I wouldn't allow an X1 into my house is Jesus Fucking Christ became a real, non-imaginary person and personally dropped it off to my house.

Quit being a quivering quim.

What would your skin pigmentation have to do with your sleep?

Ooooh, you meant serotonin but weren't smart enough to know the difference.

*pats on head* Keep up the good work, buddy. Tell ya what, I've got a newborn sitting here in the hospital who is waking up. So, I've got better things to do than continue to give…

What part of "burned out on shooters" was unclear or even vague?

Pull your head out of your ass.

Whatever help you sleep at night, Champ.

Is your ear shaped like that? I know mine isn't.

I think my neighbor with Down's Syndrome would even say that was a retarded question.

I wish I understood even half of what was said here. Sadly, this jargon is out of my field of expertise.

Same.

I figured I was just seeing things.

I mean, that still may be the case, but I am glad it wasn't accurate in this instance.