I enjoy 30-40 seconds of hard hitting action, but then I get yelled at by lifehackers telling me just one minute is all I need to change my relationship.

The worst part, though, is that he has some clear anchors that lead him to give credence to Jordan Peterson and 9/11 trutherism. And chumminess with Alex Jones is a pretty far bridge to cross. But that might just be a consequence of his particular style. He dances in that Venn diagram of skepticism and fantastical…

One of the few times an egregious ego crosses into enjoyable territory.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Is this a recruiting technique? Or a warning?

Earlier in the week, he served his team a banquet of 2,000 wings to celebrate their hard work in practice.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Gruden looks like a Virtual Boy game.