I’m all for this idea and I would happily pay the tax. Having said that, is your comment serious?

Cargo shorts - lol. Maybe camo cargo shorts, even...

My bad take - Vanilla Oreos are superior.

How about when someone does this in a convenience store? I see this often and I want to ask the person what they expected to happen while they waited in line...

Adult kickball lol

If the shoulder leads to an exit within a reasonable distance and you are trying to block exiting cars - you are the fucking asshole. You’re probably the same person that immediately merges over when two lanes are merging into one and gets mad at other motorists who don’t follow your lead.

Terrible understanding of the expansion draft

How do you watch all Blackhawks games and not know David Perron?

I’m sure the items in that section have their purpose, as with your example. Still, the people who want to go to Ikea on a fairly routine basis and stress over whether or not they need new serving bowls for $3.99 need help.

Kudos to you and stay the hell away if you can. The area before checkout with all of that cheap shit is awful. Just as the article states, I’ve reexamined several relationships after watching my then girlfriend stress over how many $1 candle holders she needs...

Seinfeld does clean comedy, you dummy.

Maybe falls into the last category as a natural disaster type fear, but: Sinkhole. Buddy bought a nice little home, no big deal. Ground started sinking one day in front corner of property. Gradually moved up toward the home. Now they have been told it’s a sinkhole. Wasn’t disclosed to them, but now has to be…

The whole “Cardinal way” thing is old and, actually, kind of gone by the wayside. The only time I hear it anymore is from haters that don’t want to release their death grip on “Cardinal way” jokes...

Certainly should have won another MVP over Ryan Howard, and some will argue more if not for a roiding Barry Bonds.

Foot was clearly over the line and trailing foot was in the air with puck still on the blue line. It was about as clear as it gets. It’s a dumb ass rule, but by the current rule they got it right.

I can sympathize with you on this. Had my dog, a “gentle giant” Great Pyrenees/Lab, on a walk in the woods. I’ve done this walk with him three times a week for five years, never an issue. This one day, we walk smack into a bunch of deer passing through and in a split second, my dog takes off and catches one of the…

Suspend someone on the team, but not Sestito. Someone more important.

Old white guy doesn’t like all time great receiver who is different than what he is used to. Color me surprised.

Is it ironic that for the worst possible championship game topic, the NHL wasn’t even touched on? Almost like the league is so bad on its own that it merits no discussion?

Terrible opinion here. Note to shelf you should consider: Taking an opposite stance to something just for the sake of doing so is not only awful, but transparent as well. Bale is among the best actors of this time period.