That's the front spoiler. It looks weird at this angle, but actually pretty awesome in some of the other photos on the site.

That's what she said!

You can print the PDF on over-sized paper. Problem solved.

Humans aren't always less dense than water - depends on the person. I actually looked this up when putting this thing together, and the density of a human is very very close to that of water. Thus, 10 pounds of person displaces about 10 pounds of water.

I'm happy to let someone else wash my car, and rarely do so myself. For a whopping $20, I get a quality machine wash, hand drying, and a quick interior cleaning. For $100, I get an amazing detail.

As is often the case on Jalopnik, you get a very short, very limited version of the real story.