Hate isn't bad

I don't care much for She's all that or whoever wrote it…. All I know is that 'Shyamalan Twist' would be an awesome name for a band.

I prefer @Feministkanye:twitter

A friend of mine in college watches this and big bang theory religiously. He's got universally bad taste in all culture (he absolutely HATED cabin in the woods) and I pretty much use his recommendations as a guide on what not to watch.

Tom Berenger?

Holy shit! 1 and 2 are normal enough (as normal as lego porn can be) but 3 just comes waaaaaay out of left field

After the interview was over, Mike giggled profusely, "I said Vajayjays" he muttered to himself, before erupting into a fit of giggles yet again.

Demi Moore in striptease was actually the first time I saw a naked lady (I was 6) and ever since then I've always been attracted to tall brunettes with husky voices… It also explains my stripper addiction.

he's such a boob!

that is not a pretty image you've put into my head

I saw the futurama notification and thought it was gonna be "Good News! Futurama is got picked up by a different network again"

You sound like a regular Steven Soderbergh

I'd love a Die Hard movie where the antagonist is the metaphysical concept of death and John McClane has to overcome the death that keeps following him wherever he goes, the death inherent in his very system. 
For 80% of the movie no guns are shot and the only death that happens is a spiritual one.

Now that you mention it, they do have similar bone structure.

I feel like James Franco's life is devolving into some weird sort of performance art that no one understands and/or enjoys.

I hate the friends propaganda machine, forcing me to refer to these people I don't even know as 'friends'

Hundreds and thousands! Finally a reference on the avclub that I understand!

The chicago sun-times is actually building a Frankenstein like monster made up of the collected parts of about 15 critics to replace Ebert.

If you were to travel through time and tell 14-year-old me that Michael Bay would eventually apologize for Armageddon I'd probably cry.

What if mad men is actually in the same universe as 30 rock and Ted is actually Cooter's grandfather!