jasongloekler
Earthworm Jim
jasongloekler

its an amphibious exploring vehicle, so.....

*Piss

What a weird and unfortunate article to have to write...

If people want to be this stupid, let them, people stupid enough to drink racing fuel are doing the gene pool a god damned service.

But... if they’re the fussy rich type how would they even know that the same screen came in an Escape? These are the kind of people that probably don’t know the Escape even exists.

NEW PLAN ACQUIRED.

My daughter is 6 years old. This statement seems like a non-sequitur, but it is pertinent to this discussion, I assure you. My plan is:

COTD.

Wrong song. Lemme fix that:

I am not proud of how hard I am laughing at this. +1

I’m going back to the sloth story

They deported it when it failed to prove citizenship?

I second this! My kids are dumb as hell. I love them, but shit! I blame the schools. Common core bullshit and they do nothing to teach any sort of problem solving skills.

Should have jumped from the car while it was going at speed.

I’m really digging these Desert Storm revisited stories.

Ok, I’ll play.........where do we draw the line in this game of “Fuck this and fuck that”? George Washington owned slaves.......should we just topple the Washington Monument? Some US GI’s committed horrible atrocities against civilians in Vietnam.....does the Vietnam Wall belong on public land?

COTD

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

They were actually selling Flint tapwater. That’s why it was so cheap.