My EYES!!!!

I think this is bullshit. Ferrari should be about making performance vehicles better than everyone else, period. As such, every iteration of vehicle that can run toe to toe with a Ferrari, past or present, should have been taken as a personal affront and addressed accordingly (in limited numbers. Very limited. Like 59…

Finally a company and CEO brave enough to stand up for enthusiasts and understand that cars are at once emotional and art. Imagine if we no longer had composers making classical music, because clearly everyone should be making electronic music - the most modern and advanced type. That’d be absurd right?

My fender fluid ALWAYS overheats, a not well known problem with Honda’s (just like the low or not installed blinker fluid on BMW’s). I made a petition on whitehouse.gov and with the NHTSA, but no recalls yet. I AM WAITING OBAMA!

I’m falling cab over wheels for this thing.

There is one other Kim family we could rid ourselves of too.

They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

“He’s putting everyone around him in danger!”

Sublime. I hear you can boil them to make the most amazing bouillabaisse you’ve ever had.

I picture the Aston assembly line as a family of Eeyores shuffling back and forth loading trays full of “SILVER PARTS” and “BLACK PARTS” for other Eeyores to bolt on with resignedly slow, melancholic motions.

Which one would fuck? You’d probably have the time of life with the blinged out stripper...doing lines of coke off her ass.

Looks like it’s Fuck This Shit O’Clock.

This is more exciting to me than the Veyron 2.0 from yesterday

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

2nd Gear:

Crushed it

How long until we get some solid evidence?

So Zuckerberg can react to racism within his company but he cant give Kanye a few million dollars!? /s