Johnson dropped out of the primary process in like March of 1968 and Bobby Kennedy was assassinated right after winning the California primary, literally that same night (winning would have pretty much teed him up for the nomination). The convention was a disaster. Eugene McCarthey had the most delegates, but the…

I’ve gotten to the point of just really hating this fucking piece of shit. It’s too visceral at this point for me, so I see no need to be articulate about him. Fuck him and fuck every traitorous American who supports this childish, lying, egotistical dumbass.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

Speaking of assassinations.... I am truly surprised that someone hasn’t taken a shot at Dump yet

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Growing up, I always thought my mom was the perfect example of a brave, selfless woman trying to raise three kids by herself because her husband was a deadbeat. Now that I’m all grown up, I realize that she was an asshole at times who used us and turned us young kids in her fights with our dad. I love her still, but…

Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

That young lady is a tearing beauty.

There’s a part of me that sees what she does as no different than what Tina Fey, for instance, does.

Also, there is no "throwing out" the original stories. Melissa McCarthy isn't going to sneak into your house at night and steal your copy of the original movie. They're essentially just creating a parallel universe.

Those are not remakes that throw out the original stories. Holy shit if they tried to remake Star Wars? The Internet would fucking EXPLODE. People might literally be murdered for trying it.

It factually cannot be worse than Ghostbusters 2.

Is the old movie going to disappear when this comes out?

I want to see Leslie Jones in a movie. That woman is awesome.

Like, do these idiots think these women are witches* capable of actually going back in time to white suburbia circa 1984 to piss in their Wheaties? Cause that’s the only way they are capable of ruining their childhood.

He’s been a mess for years. Anyone who suggests otherwise is in deep denial.

Mmm, Idris. Not everyone is that genetically blessed, but anyone can wash his own hair, Mr. Depp.

Oh yummy. Thanks for that. Can we make this a spontaneous sexy man pic thread? Because that’s one of my favorite things. Here’s another one:

I expected her to ditch the platinum blond & cherry red lipstick-look when she and Gavin Rossdale broke up. I’m surprised she keeps it up, her scalp must be like a rhinoceros hide