I am an old and... I feel awful for being all up in this shit. I think I’m missing ‘Dynasty’ more than I realized.

I can’t tell it they’re voting for Bernie or Trump, honestly.

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Just watched it last night and that scene was dismaying. It was also made over 30 years ago, so you know, time marches on but movies are frozen in time.

I haven’t seen Lemonade yet, but it doesn’t seem to me that anyone would know who Rachel Roy was or suspect that she is Becky without this dumb fucking Instagram post. She didn’t think that through. Like yeah, maybe that line was petty lol, but again, how would anyone but Bey and Jay Z know? Probably Solange. Maybe…

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

I had assumed maybe Rihanna was Becky - Rihanna = Rebecca = Becky. Because weren’t there rumors there also?

That’s funny, the only asshole I see anywhere around here is you.

I’m a massive Prince fan and my friend gave me the best Prince story. My friend was working on a tour I think it might have been Aerosmith, he is a audio engineer. Anyway he was backstage and there was this woman sitting on a stool in the wings and she had a jacket with a lapel covering her mouth and giant sunglasses,…

If Kevin Smith was here he’d probably call you a dick.

My dad was the same way. Freddie Mercury and Prince for their sheer musicality.

My relationship with Prince was musical before it was visual so I’d already decided this guy was a monster, a complete force to be reckoned with. When I eventually did start to see his videos and his presence I could see the feminine presence but I never felt Prince was actually feminine.

I once read an interview with Henry Rollins where the interviewer asked him what he thought about people thinking he was gay and his response was (paraphrasing) People can think what they want, people think Prince is gay but have you ever seen the women Prince is surrounded by?? I’d like to be that gay”

That outfit + haircut + color + tan just screams old Republican lady in Newport Beach or La Jolla. Which, given Tay-Tay’s haute-bourgeois origins, probably is what she would have ended up as were she not somewhat skilled at stringing together a melody (and hadn’t been marketable as hell in mid-aughts Nashville).

A funny but sad moment: When he went to meet the head of the conference, they have him on video walking into the room, and the head of the conference, a woman, stands up to greet him. Sanders strolls past her to shake the hand of the first man he sees. Sigh. Oh Bernie. Damn it. I might have to vote for you in the…

I hate to be a bother, but when do we get an article about the weird pope visit this weekend?

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.