I loved “Rachel from Friends” on Weekend Update.

Poor, poor Clarence Thomas. Who’s he gonna concur with 99.99% of the time now?

The fact that it was barely satire tho.

I’ve been thinking this since the Taylor Swift stage bomb. His car accident, the trauma of losing his mother. It all lines up perfectly, it’s text book.

Another one bites the dust. Poor Kanye, he joins a long list of men that go nuts after joining the Kardashian clan.

No because Hillary is responsible for everything her husband did while president. I mean, as long as it’s bad and easy to use against her...

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Maybe that’s why he spends most of his time in Paris with his special guy friend.

I’ve heard she’s pretty bitchy IRL. And you’d sort of have to be, if he was your husband. Water seeks its own level, etc.

I have this mental image: “Can you lift your ego. I’m trying to vacuum here”.

I think he asked for her blessing to write a lyric saying he should collect on having sex with Taylor Swift for making her famous.

Honestly, it has a much better cast too! Jaime King, Deborah Ann Woll, AND Shawn Ashmore!

It’s like a parody of a 90's comedy aimed at women. Given how far we’ve come with comedy aimed at women this feels like such a huge step back.

Ok. So Kayne is a musical genius some say.

I get it that they are playing the game, but the not a feminist comment and this joke are worse than them not saying anything. Pandering to the patriarchy is not my idea of progress. I always saw it that way with Katherine Heigl too, but it seems like the hate for her became so ingrained that other feminists came for…

and which you still literally cringe when one of your parents walks around the house singing to him- or herself. True story: traumatised by “Cream.”

You obviously need to rebuke Satan.

Most American men are just unwilling to unpack their own racial bias when it comes to dating.

I also deleted my OKCupid account after reading that article! Fuck OKCupid. :) In my experience it’s not that American men don’t find Black women attractive. Most American men are just unwilling to unpack their own racial bias when it comes to dating. I’ve had crushes that turned into friendships only to find out…

Then, after shooting some hoops, the hosts took off their skin costumes and masks. Underneath, with their tentacles free, they looked much larger and menacing than normal. Hundreds of shiny, silver teeth glittered under the hot lights of the studio, and the gel-like substance that coats the majority of their bodies…