Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.

I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

Calm down there, Satan.

Well, he is Putin’s biggest fan, so whatever.

Jesus. This is what, the 20th debate? Thank goodness my party had a nice reasonable 6.

Based on @MegynKelly’s vagina she should not be allowed to be a moderator of the next debate.

It was OK, but kinda rich coming from SNL.

I never liked her, and suddenly I realized why. It’s because she reeks of Eau de Crap.

Marcia Clark revisionism, what a time to be alive.

Absolutely. Jeffrey Toobin’s The Run of His Life clearly makes the case that Clark’s arrogance about the case and her own abilities were the primary reason that the government lost a case that really was unloseable. For example, although the defense relied heavily (and successfully) on expert jury consultants, she…

Bitch can take SEVERAL seats. “Racist to whites” isn’t a thing, because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power. It’s 2016, and there’s frankly no excuse for such self-indulgent ignorance. She can come back once she reads a damned book: preferably, Ta-Nehisi…

i mean will and jada being gay rumors have been around forever. i think the most “accepted” in the celeb gossip world is that they are both bi and have an open relationship

Me rn:

I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

STOP DYING, COOL AND TALENTED PEOPLE!

Solicited feedback time! I would LOVE some feedback from my peeps on how I could have responded in the following scenarios:

His daughter had the first account.

How clever of Donald Trump to start a dating site.

♫She's got jungle fever