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Ha, thanks :)

You know how they have those quizzes, “Which Character Are You?” Bernie Sanders is Thatcher Grey.

Clinton doesn’t have to win over Twitter, she just has to continue getting more delegates than Sanders (which she is) and she’ll get the nomination and Sanders will be left in the rearview mirror.

What war do you think Clinton’s going to implement? She’s not George W. Bush. And Jill Stein is a vote for nothing, it might make you feel better but her campaign is nowhere—and the threat of a Donald Trump presidency makes such actions purely selfish and very dangerous.

Yep Kate Jackson was up for that Meryl Streep role but Charlie’s Angels wouldn’t let her go and in turn, turned her character into complete shit until they ended up “parting ways.”

Donald Trump’s spirit died long ago, hence the gravestone.

Aw, that story about Humphrey was sweet, I liked him a lot, a kind man.

I will too but not too much, they’ve already inspired millions of people and have given a lifetime of hope to just as many by just “being.” When I was a kid it was almost a given that would be no black president. Oddly enough somewhere in the ‘80s it also seemed like there wouldn’t be another Democrat in office

Makes too much sense. They’ll probably get Jennifer Lawrence to play Liz during her last days.

Yep, zero talent and she doesn’t have anything else to do.

Kim doesn’t need to be on RHOA with those wrecks. After all she has talent, she can write, produce and direct, most of the people on reality shows have no skills or prospects. I’m glad she left.

Kelly probably represents the kind of female he can’t get probably due to the fact that she sees right through him.

If someone’s arm is gangrenous and needs to be removed, that’s a de facto tattoo for Ted Cruz.

And zero of the top 10 most paid people in Sanders’s camp are women. Nice try though.

Don’t tell me Saint Bernard doesn’t have any women as one of his highest paid employees. I’m shocked!

I thought the best impression was Ariana Grande’s impression of Jennifer Lawrence in that celebrity Family Feud sketch.

Hey Koola! Yep I agree. In a way I wish Zoe Saldana had turned it down, that trailer was brutal, it’s like a real person disappeared underneath all of that makeup.

I’m glad Clinton shooed her along. The comments Clinton made about “super predators” were about gang members from 20 years ago when that era of them were especially vicious. I wish all of young kids with a binder full of questions would ask why freedom fighter Bernie Sanders moved to a state where blacks make up less

I think it’s because she’s the leading Democraic candidate, she was in the Obama adminstration and her only Democratic competition has only been a Democrat since December 2015.

“Jamie Foxx was so good in Ray, that they went to the hospital and unplugged the real Ray Charles, like, we don’t need two of these. No, man...”

Brilliant