I can't wait to hear Jennifer Lawrence's amusing anecdotes about breaking out of rehab.

Unless the NAACP is handing out an award for World's Worst White Man, Sterling really shouldn't be there.

Who's signing up to be a cheerleader? Nell?

This is why Oprah's bouncing her ass out of that house.

Yes, those existentially lost souls driving a great car. I feel so sorry for them...

Ice Cube's lucky that Ride Along didn't end up where most of his movies are: The Cut-Out Bin.

After Johnny Depp testifies in this murder trial, he'll serve time for being engaged to a 27 year old and killing dreamz.

Me either?

Got it :) And sorry about that, I blame Nu Kinja...

Can you write her a letter or something?

They do say something along those lines, I don't subscribe to it....

Kathie Lee Gifford's given name is Kathryn Lee Epstein, her father was Jewish.

How old are you? thirtysomething or 43 like Tina Fey.

They sure are getting there aren't they (oops they both are there...)

It's almost apt, she loves the '50s and '60s and she looks like a '50's and '60's dime-store, knock-off Barbie.

Yes. It's a complete horror show to see a man get engaged to a beautiful woman who is also in his chosen field. Our nation will never recover...

Well she looks better. 260 to 105 is a really big drop. People are more accustomed to seeing contestants who are in the 260 range to end up being 120-130 or so.

She's right about E! it's...

To make everyone feel better, why not call the Redskins the Yellowskins.

I bet he's fun to play Scrabble with.