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@genn-x: Sounds like simple finishing in the vagina. I'm not sure what you should be doing, but I find if a woman talks about how much better ex-boyfriends did it, it makes me feel bad.

Got to hand it to her, Janice was brutally honest during her ANTM stint and made the most sense. The show lacks something without her. She's batshit insane, but that's neither here nor there..

Tyra knows better, Bow Wow is 20 years old. I don't know why she was acting like he was Webster, he could probably teach her tired ass a few tricks.

@ae38: I don't care or know about fashion. Whether I did or not wouldn't/didn't prevent me from talking about Michelle Obama's Little Jacket.

Michelle's little jacket is hilarious, it reminds me of something Gladys Knight would have worn on the Sisters in the Name of Love tour.

@so5minutesago: Heh heh, The New Adventures of Old Jaslene.

@coochiemama: Good question. As for sex, Tyra probably keeps the wigs and all of the makeup on and talks to Miss Jay on speakerphone the whole time...

Looks like she's a herron attic.

Strange thing about Bianca, with that haircut she reminded me of one of my high school bullies, in drag.

@AAE: Excatly, they've got to torture someone hair-wise each cycle. Tyra actually loves it, we don't even see her real hair, she's been hiding under that Kathy Griffin wig for months.

@WhiskeyAGoGo: Despite the talent, that 4th hour is really silly. Still I shouldn't be complaining after stumbling on Fox's Morning Show—now that's frightening. The Bindi Rap is a crime against nature, NBC should be censured and given a fine.

Sigh...Very nice seeing Madeline Kahn in that clip...

Heather has does have a great face—and she can model. I'm very sorry she got eliminated from the competition, it's prolly fixed any-hoo. The good news, now that Heather's gone we don't have to hear Tyra talking to her like she's 3 years old.

The fourth hour of Today isn't all that different from the ill-fated Later Today. Frankly I really like Ann Curry and Hoda Kotb but I don't see a point with Tiki Barber. Also Al Roker on 10 is getting increasingly odd.

Alicia was really cute on Tyra. It didn't make Tyra any more likable though or funny. Tyra's just not funny...

@mr.Man: Jon was from Owensboro, Kentucky. It would be funny if he was actually married and still a virgin...

@optical_allusion: Btwn Hawaii and Vegas is about right. They got lucky with the Hawaii cast, they turned out to be interesting in spite of the ho-hum casting. Vegas pretty much killed the franchise for me. I didn't like one of them.

Somebody got busted! Maybe this relationship is why they hustled Lisa and Heather out the door. And I bet Tyra voted against both of them out of her love for Tootie.

Wow, tons of stories here. You can score another for the Oreo Chronicles. Sadly, it still affects my dating. I think I'm a nice guy, kind of geeky of course but I feel like I'm not black enough for some black women and some white women. I'm too old to change now, this is pretty much it...