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She needs to sit her ass down and go to "Rehab" yeah, yeah yeah.

What are the Nip/Tuck boys going to do for New York? What can they do?

Damned if I would be caught on screen and off fighting over that funny looking woman. She has no redeeming features, her boobs are fake, hair is fake and she's not attractive and she has a horrible attitude.

Geez, I'm more attracted to Whoopi Goldberg than Tyra Banks? In any event, when I hear Tyra talk about sex I can't help but think she's lousy at it. Heidi Klum on the other hand...

@PaisleyPajamas: Tyra was Oprah's girl for a while, she was the "Youth Correspondent." I bet those shows have been spliced, edited and torched by now, haven't seen them since.

@empress151: That's not Star Jones but the View's Star Jones 1998 replica Sherry Shepherd.

Looks like Barbara Walters.

6/10 I was looking for hollowed-out expression about the eyes and a world-weariness often associated adult film actresses. But then again, working for Fox News is probably more soul numbing than hard-core porn action.

I'm still waiting for the episode where Tyra's animus towards some of the black models is addressed. I think Lisa is this cycle's target. Tyra's fine with them when they aren't all that attractive or they are 5'4 but if they are prettier than her—she tries to break them. If that doesn't work, she'll just hack off

I hope there's some Ho-Ho's in that bag Ben needs to eat something!

Jessica Seinfeld is good people, in fact, she's great people. Oh yeah, when Jessica was on Oprah she didn't talk about having root canal without Novocaine did she?

Perez Hilton's obsequiousness to certain celebrities is disgusting. He's just not a very pleasant or entertaining human being.

I could tell by the hair that Orr was a Republican. I'm beginning to think that the environment is etching that party pablum inanity in the genes.

They didn't have the "email" question on the online test like the one Tyra took. The very fact that I know that and took the test makes me a 103,404 on the geek scale.

She looks like she smells like cigarette smoke, flop sweat and Jean Naté.

Seems like the woman in the article is plenty self-satisfied. I can tell you it's not attractive, at all. If you want to know the truth about it, she's not that attractive, that's probably when Dr. Ross beat a hasty retreat.

I knew they didn't have the stones to give Bianca the boot, it was just a tease. They'll probably keep her on for the ratings, she's just train wreck entertainment.

@lolly71: Thanks for clearing that up. I bet that wig/weave/whatever adds a few inches. 8'3 sounds totally feasible.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Well former smoker here, cigars at that. I'd still be at it is it wasn't for the threats of skyrocketing blood pressure and that cancer "hooey." Yes, taste did matter to me. There were certain brands I loved, cigarettes and cigars.

Check out that classic Winston pack. That's when they had strychnine as one of the active ingredients.