I’d be surprised if there’s a “wino” twist with the Jolie-Pitt tats. At least for Angelina. If Brad is going through some sort of midlife crisis, maybe.

So, I belong to this Clash message board, and since we evidently have nothing more to talk about regarding a band that broke up over 30 years ago, we start engaging what we call Good Natured Dumb Assery (GNDA). One of the recurring GNDA jokes is that John Mellencamp is a huge racist, Holocaust denier, and puppy…

I know the story is 100% false but if Brad really tried to get in contact with Jennifer Aniston after his divorce I hope she just texted him back “lol fuck u” and that was the end of it.

On his podcast, Rupaul said she gets wigs made for her in the event of reshoots.

You probably look younger though.

cook it slow and low, for that orangey glow.

Or Toby Keith’s seminal anthem, “Red Solo Cup”

Well sure, Kanye’s music lacks the class, gravitas, or traditional values exhibited by Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”

I can’t wait for twitter fight between Kanye and Trumpo.

And now they have a president who fires off mean Tweets to comedy actors who make him mad.

I’ve been getting some mileage out of this:

Potentially all of them!

I mean, even if he had nailed the vocals, the performance would have still been too try hard from the shirtlessness to the genre. This isn’t him. I guess I can’t fault him for experimenting, but there was probably a more “Donald” way to go about this kind of music then looking like a kid doing an impersonation or…

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

You’d think with all that money flying around he’d be able to afford a new shirt.

I am so impressed with how well Amber Heard has not only put up with all the hate, but continued to call out Johnny Depp and his team on their shit throughout. She’d better get that Land Rover or I’m going to LA, stealing it and driving it right to her myself (with all her money in a comedy swag bag in the back ofc).

It struck me that this was probably what the fight was about.

Here you go *Spoiler Review: “It’s fucking disgusting,” me - a vegetarian.

vegan chicken parmigiana

I call bullshit on Double Creature unless the cat sees dead people too.