My dad moved here in the 70s, leaving behind a corrupt South American government in an intense drug war. When he left this comment on my voting picture (holding my two year old son), I had to go to the bathroom and compose myself. We are lucky to have this tool called voting. “I came here at seventeen with a dream…

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

Love this! I am surprised by how excited I am. I know a lot of people voted early and were encouraging as many people as possible to do so. I decided to wait until today, because it’s my birthday, and I’m so happy I did. It feels really wonderful to cast my ballot for the first woman president of this country. I think…

Maybe it’s not a reference to forgotten Michael Douglas movies but rather a reference to the actual civil war between the Lancasters and the Yorks.

Hillary Clinton has been investigated for over 20 years, and they haven’t found anything on her.

re: 650K emails - I think Trump must believe that must involve someone printing out all 650K emails, then reading each one individually and marking them up with a highlighter. I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

I thought it was Emma Stone. Does this make me a gingerist?

I heard it said once in Shade Court the axiom that Grace Jones does not throw shade. Although I believe the exact wording was “GRACE JONES does not throw shade!!”

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

Was Melania Trump’s speech on cyber bullying shade? She can’t come right out and say my husband is an asshole, don’t vote for him. Instead she chose the most hilariously ironic topic to focus on so everyone would be sure to recall all of the shitty things Donald has said on twitter. Thoughts?

When I was 16, my mom asked me what I really wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted a car.