you okay, man?

I mean, I completely disagree and I loved every word. (But I’m for sure gonna troll Hamilton with photos of me wearing giant hoops at the gym with my hair all did.)

You’re wrong.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

(looks at U.S. House Oversight Committee schedule) Well Benghazi’s no longer on the agenda, and nothing about the Russians, so why the hell not.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

US Soccer: “All players must sit respectfully for the National Anthem.”

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

St Bonaventure is like an EPA-designated stupid motherfucker reserve.

I don’t get it.

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?