“HERE COMES SUE BOU-BOU-BOU-BOUNCING TITS BAUMAN”

you’re the dog now, man

Goodbye, fucko.

Green reportedly wouldn’t stop shouting, “Good job! Good effort!”

God bless us, each and every one.

Hey, our star quarterback has started sucking after we jettisoned all talent around him! Should we replace him with shitty Blaine Gabbert? SURE!

good kinja

You’re all missing the unwritten rule of baseball which says a white guy can hurt a non-white guy whenever. It’s called playing the game right!

I guess you could say his ticket out of Auburn was...

+1 trip to Plano

Back to sergeant with you.

Baby, my favorite for the Jamboroo feature to be retired is the Robert Evans MVP watch! Overdone? YOU BET! Take’s too much of Drew’s masturbation time? OH GOD YES! Have you ever tried to masturbate while surrounded by screaming children blaring trumpets? Nicholson, Hopper, Beatty, and me had an orgy while behind the…

Go fuck yourself.

+1 is sadly the Maximus I can give thee

+1 Youppi!

+1 get off my lawn

+1

Fortunately, Williams was able to slip out of Papelbon’s Tombstone attempt after the chokeslam.