only that you haven't lost all of your fingers in a hay thresher

fuck you and fuck your coworkers

So this story about how Blizzard is trying to not oversexualize female characters. It's accompanied by a screenshot of Overwatch which features a female character with basically her whole asshole hanging out?

This is so great.

This is really good. +1 penalty minute.

GODDAMN WOMEN WITH THEIR GODDAMN OPINIONS

So, I'm the king of masturbation?

"Also, gun control is a lot like saying, 'I don't think we should take three pointers.'"

those sons of bitches with their opinions

That's a green screen, Tim.

This +1 did not come as a government handout; you pulled your bootstraps up and earned it.

Christ, what an asshole.

I'll take this a step forward - I'll BEG for this to become a feature after every Lakers game. This is the greatest story of the season, better than the return of LeBron to Cleveland, better than the Spurs trying to defend while older than ever, better than anything else.

Good LORD the wheel was the worst thing ever.

SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF AS MANY "MOTHERFUCKERS" AS YOU WANT TO BUT I CAN"T MAKE JOKES ABOUT TRAYVON MARTIN WHAT THE FUCK GAWKER

Was Ted Ginn (?) trying to slow him down or did he actually shove him toward the table? I can't tell from the gif. Not that the shove would have actually done anything.

Man, I didn't realize Irwin R. Schyster had an account here.

"I also don't understand why we just didn't build a giant wooden horse." - P. Carroll

This is so stupid, I love it. +1

Please play this before reading any Lil B tweets, tia.