McConnell would say, “I don’t think any of our people are going to do that.”

I believe what he was trying to say was:

The logical conclusion to this episode is Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer marching into the Oval Office with McCain’s corpse between them Weekend at Bernie’s style, demanding the president show deference to a True American Hero. 

“N-word” bad, blah blah blah. How about

“Why should Christmas be our enemy? We should not go to war with Christmas, in fact, I think Santa Claus and I would be good friends.”

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

I will raise you this masterpiece

I wouldn’t go quite as far as you, though I agree with the general parameters.

Given the context it’s hard to avoid the conclusion that he meant that only naive people thought politicians shouldn’t be for sale.

When something this vile makes sense within a system, one must raise some questions about the system.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again; Mitch McConnell is genuinely a worse person than Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, or any of the fucking nazis making waves across the country right now. Because he has deliberately run this country into the fucking arms of people like Trump in an exercise of naked power, smug in…

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

This isn’t a courtroom.

According to the Mercury News, Markson didn’t want Sintay prosecuted. “I guess we all have bad days and bad times,” he said.

Who gives a fuck what he calls himself.

Bateman: “not to belittle it, not to excuse it”

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

I get you, but why can’t it be both? I think he’s definitely acting a plan, just a crazy one. Think more “If I kill John Lennon, I’ll become him” than “Thfsghdfkjgh”. In either case, we’ll know soon enough :)