so, i’m currently undergoing cancer treatment. i’m very very lucky, in that it’s a very curable kind. that being said my coworkers do know about it, as being bald (no head/eyelash/eyebrow hair) kind of gives it away. i’ve just had 5 people ‘pop in’ to see if i’m ok because i sound and look like i’m sad crying.

Of all the things the Palins have done, the worst by far is to ruin MST3K for me:

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I smell a work here. This has got to be a grift of some sort.

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

Warning Shark

He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Does SI have non-media operations? Like, are the football phones still in production?

Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

I love that this has been a way to turn a story about someone being a butt into a Remember Some Guys on Fernandez, a delight!

Jose Fernandez also created one of my favorite baseball gifs of all time: Did you catch that?

Listen, there were very fine people on both sides of that monster dinger.

I can’t track it down online, but Jose Fernandez had my all-time favorite version of this: somebody hit a colossal bomb off him one time, and after the inning ended he was back in the dugout excitedly demonstrating what a monster shot it was. He would laugh after striking out, too. What a joyful guy he was.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

Wrong. Every pitcher should be able to yell at hitters at the end of every at bat, regardless of outcome. Also, bat flips should be mandatory and backflips by fielders should be part of the WAR calculations and it should be required to watch every single thing Eric Thames did in Korea. 

Hey kids, in light of recent revelations about the broken nature of the American political and economic system, the word of the day has been changed! Today’s new word of the day is:

See, this is why people like you don’t fucking get it.