No, they would not have been allowed, and you don’t have to feel strange about thinking that. Am I saying the NFL and its refs are racist? No, not really.. Am I suggesting there’s some weird shit prevalent (both in the game itself and among fans) that implicitly approves punishing a mobile quarterback for being so…

I had no idea how close I was to reaching a turning point in my relationship with this sport until last night. Like, I was goddamn hyped for that game and by the end my excitement for the start of the season had been entirely replaced by frustration. The second half was basically a showcase for everything wrong with…

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Like when people establish unassailable credibility in a beef by using the terms “libtard” and “butthurt.”

I heard something from Aimee Mann that I really liked, along the lines of “people are entitled to dislike you, and their reason why is none of your business.” Maybe a person is shallow and only talks to models; maybe you have an uncanny resemblance to someone who bullied him/her as a kid. As long as someone isn’t…

I would have gone with “misogynobject.”

Which is why I don’t do this for a living.

He was working as an NFL Network analyst at the time, though.

Correction:

I wonder how many executives would say that if it weren’t a QB hanging onto his career by a thread.

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

He went on to add, “Is Gregg Hardy still available?”

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

Not to mention that Stewart doesn’t really say why what Kap did was so bad. He just calls him an idiot as if that settles the argument right there. If had thoughtfully said, ‘What Kap is doing is wrong because XYZ’ you can respect that; instead he puts no thought in at all.

the best clap back

“You guys are heroes”

Fun Fact: My husband was sleeping only in loose boxers (as usual) and our fucknut cat hopped on the bed. He’d kicked off the blanket and sheets and she...threw up on his asshole. She literally barfed on his butt directly on his asshole area. I wake to him wailing and lamenting his obviously unpleasant situation. I…

“You do not want to be woken up by a kitten playing with your penis, or a wet dog nose on your arse.”

You don’t know what I want.

Correction: if your house catches fire in the middle of the night you might get to run outside naked.

Uh, hate to break it to you but underwear isn’t doing a thing to keep the fecal particles contained when you fart.