Second craziest person to weigh balls in attempt to determine cheating this year!

Why not just leave him? The relationship is pretty much ruined already If you have to go through all this just to make sure he is not cheating.

I absolutely hate the political discourse in our country, but this makes me rethink everything.

And they said a guy with Robinson’s frame wouldn’t be able to run through traffic.

Even worse, the contract is denominated in British Pounds.

HJ Watt

Dipshits, c.2006: “(Black) athletes are role models. They need to start acting like it. smdh”

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

It’s funny (by which I mean mind-bogglingly stupid) when grown-ass men debate sports decisions as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake. Oh no, a player chose to win and have fun over not winning and not having fun; stop the presses!

Sometimes I wonder, this late in the game, if ESPN could just change its whole mission statement and not cater to Jimmy McMouthbreather?

One of my first moments of being woke was when Vince Carter went to his graduation and was getting dragged for it. I’m a Sixers fan and was watching with my dad and we had this exchange:

Get back to us when you have a bear dunking in a pool, Tom.

Their bewilderment at Kane taking every free kick was a delight.

There was another broken Hart in front of England’s goal.

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

No, no, it looks like Tim Duncan.

Peeps got jokes.