Wrong story, man, the Jeremy Renner porno one posted earlier.

You forgot two things Miami gave up in the trade: legit #2 wide receiver Kenny Stills and the last remaining goodwill of the fanbase. Tank for Tua, but he's going to get murdered Week 1.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

And likely the longest lasting damage he will have managed to do to the world by treating them as equals and legitimizing/normalizing them.

Old man yells at cloudbased ads

He should switch his accountant. 

I hope he beats this 

The words I’m hot feel foreign on my tongue!

Wrong, fucko.  Salmon is bad and isn’t a part of a balanced breakfast!

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Richard has moved on to a new topic

Apple juice > orange juice lol

Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

“The Cream Police/They’re inside of my bread!/Evvv-ry sinng-gle slice/Is drive-ing me innn-sane!/I juuust want it plain!”

don jr knows for a fact that nike was only meeting with the russians to discuss shoes for orphans.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

As someone who lives in his district, we don't need any further explanation. 

Well, I would argue that prime-Dirk was more versatile than that (sounds more like late-career-Dirk to me), but I guess that’s a nitpicky argument and I’ve already completely bored myself.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”