Why do you reply to yourself so often?

Kirkland FTW

Your country is addicted to guns, and instead of curing it, the Congress decides to inject higher dosage.

Accurate right down to the teeth

• Donald Trump, Jr.’s wife Vanessa was hospitalized on Monday after opening an envelope containing white powder. The powder was later determined to be benign. [HuffPost]

Yeah, I don’t get why the hell SJP would send condolences via a public IG comment and not a personal note. Doesn’t she pride herself on being a champion of old-fashioned courtesies and someone who doesn’t really “get” social media?

You’re tremendously edgy.

No one likes you.

Also, am I in prison? Too lazy to google

HOT TAKE!!!

You could have just said, “As an asshole . . .”

Ha. I’ll bet you find yourself saying that a lot to people regarding your jokes.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

From the WaPo article: “Corfman, 53, who works as a customer service representative at a payday loan business, says she has voted for Republicans in the past three presidential elections, including for Donald Trump in 2016.”

Obligatory.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

wut

Am I supposed to know what Cinefamily is? You’d think that would be explained in one of the first few paragraphs.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”