The new NIMBY: NIMBP - Not in my back pocket.

I guaran-fucking-tee it does not do what it is claimed to.  

Gold star for you.

Read this then come back: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/25/business/economy/us-government-debt-interest.html

Except that the evidence started during the Obama administration. The Trump Administration is willing to do something other than just complain about it.

GenX had their time, being that you (and I) were born at the end of the 70s, we don’t really fit with GenX, nor do we fit with the Millennials, so we just deal with being the in-betweeners. We quietly enjoy the fruits of both generations. We understood Nirvana and also know how social media works.

Oh you should have seen some of the versions of those ads that they had for the Colorado. One even played during the 2015 Super Bowl. They were so awful Chevy stopped airing them and even removed them from their YouTube. I’m still trying to find a copy, but I did find a transcript of the lines from the ad:

I’m trying to figure if you’re being facetious or not, because it’s absurd that a 10c/gal tax would ever have a meaningful impact on global warming, but a bunch of profoundly unintelligent people think it will.

How would that happen, anyway? By adding $.10 per $7 gallon? Global warming can’t be nickeled and dimed into submission. We need a state change in technology if it’s what they say it is. We probably already have tech solutions in black military projects and should be petitioning THEM to release it because another…

Well, a burnt out car frame is pretty much done emitting carbon...

Nothing to stop though

didnt realise how ugly they were until you brought attention to them. they go up and out like a flight of stairs

Gateway to what? Suburban life? Costco membership? Shuffling my feet and listening to AM radio?

You should just buy an Odyssey and get the vacuum built in.

LOL, seriously? Aside from some cosmetics, what did the Buick do differently that made it better?

The thing is with these retro consoles is that they’re most certainly NOT for hardcore gamers. Those folks are using some sort of emulator whether it be a PC or Raspberry Pi. These things are stocking stuffers for the family to gather round on Christmas and giggle and say “Remember when.....?” then days later begin to…

Trump is smarter than Colbert.  Trump is the president and Colbert is a closeted, bitter, angry loser.  Also, for the record, Trump has never been bankrupt, sweetie.  Journalism “school” failed you.

I just want to remind all you DIY folks that this is the beginning of the end for junkyards. No more scavenging for used parts. Eventually all these cars will join used cell phones in their journey to Africa for e-waste recycling.

Actual winner of COTD:

This looks like the bastardized offspring of a MK4 Supra and a late 90's Mustang that resulted from a party thrown by the infamous Florida Man.