I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

The Forest Service indeed offers the same deal, but you get ten times the bang for the buck - they have had a Plant-A-Tree program since ‘83, and estimate that you can expect that they will plant ten seedlings per $10 donation on average.

You’re probably not buying a tree, you’re buying a seedling. 10 bucks is a lot for a seedling. But if “Hey, we’re anti-Trump, send us 10 bucks” works for you, than buy a couple dozen. By the way, the US forest Service already does this on a very large scale because, well, it’s what they do. They also use seeds…

There’s a number of technical problems with electromechanical valve actuation that are rather fundamental. I don’t see them as “5 years out” but rather a technology that’s better in theory than it is in practice.

There are few things as pointless and uninteresting as an AV Club article explaining a late night talk show hosts mediocre jokes.

This’ll look nice in my condo.

Chomp chomp, motherfucker.

Neutral: I totally agree with a 50-state solution. The automakers already build to california standards. I would be ok with that being the 50-state solution. Maybe trump will even give himself a gold star declare how great his solution is. I live in MA which, IIRC, follows california’s emissions standards.

Not that bad - it *is* a BMW with a Toyota in the background.

I was thinking that the title should be: Idiot finds a new less efficient way to cover himself in juice. Yours takes the long-view, I’m looking more at the short term stupidity: Who wants to wear their juice? This guy, apparently.

If they packed us in like sardines I wouldn't care if they sedated us first, I can be awake for 72 hours straight and get on a 10-hour flight and be unable to nod off for a second. It's a shitty super power 

Bed bugs? I just want to remind you all of what transoceanic travel was like 100 years ago.

With all engine mount points built in.

 I like how everyone ignores how the baby cages were built during the last administration.

And Siemens.

If you look at the gif you’ll see this person in the fleece flying helmet gingerly poke their head over the hay-bale parapet. Not gingerly enough: the Mustang sees. IT SEES!

What the hell did they think would happen? Mustangs love hay.

The above screencap is from 2013. Typical leftist #fakenews.

Where I’m from log trucks HAVE to go off-road and that truck does not have the clearance. Good luck coordinating a remote driver with an equipment operator onsite to push it out when it’s stuck.

I am trying to imagine this thing as logging equipment and keep coming up short.