Caption for the third picture: “I’m about to shit in here.”

or 1/4 the country purchased at least 4

No no no, that guy’s just Fayeqed!

These are my two votes.

This is weird. I like it.

I was hoping for the V6 to get a turbo option.

I choose you CTS-V Wagon!

I am a big fan of this but at least it’s able to go back to stock unlike all those cars that are going extinct because of the Fast and Furious era.

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

I’d rather have an Aztek with the tent package.

Heh, wait - you’re (heh) asking Jalops to buy new cars?

I’ve found a few good TSX wagons for well under $20k and under 50k miles, so it’s not quite as bad a markup as this article would lead you to believe. Of course, not only was it FWD and automatic only, it’s also 4cyl only, yet still requires premium gas. I still want one, and if my ‘08 Outback ever bit the dust,…

For every Camry destroyed, 2 more will take its place.

And cue the trademark Gawker hatred of the only democratic and non discriminatory towards women and homosexuals country in the entire middle east in 3... 2... 1...

I’ve never driven a car with no suspension and a penchant for snap oversteer, but this bad boy right here corners like it’s on rails!

The main abomination of the new Ford GT is the price. For north of $400K it needs twice the cylinders and a prancing pony on the hood. If I had that kind of money to spend on a car I’d get a GT-R and save the remaining $300K to pay for the inevitable speeding tickets.

The ones from the list that I’d actually tune in for: Nick Frost, Edd China, Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry and Tilda Swinton (and I’m not kidding at all on that last one).