I’ll stand up with you, I only managed to eek out 133mph in a retired Caprice Classic Sheriff’s car (the round one, early 90's w/LT1)

Was hoping this was the Fast and Loud restore.......poop!

Tell her to move, so we can see more of that pristine Sable!!!

This is what happens when you don’t pass Gran Turismo licensing and throw caution to the wind!

It’s got what STi's need!!!

Love the hearing at the end of the movie, stolen government property, basically starts a war with another country. And what does he get, acceptance into the airforce Academy, not locked away in Leavenworth, KS.

Don’t care about this attention whore or the groups of people who follow every move this clown makes, keep this crap on Jezebel and off of io9.

War Games theory ftw

Hmmm. with 80k I could probably buy a 96 Viper GTS, Toyota Supra, and an NSX. All currently going up in value.

Interesting, i’ve experienced it once but was actually the most peaceful thing that ever happened to me. I have never experimented with drugs and have no family history of mental illness.

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That’s what I’m…

This book is invaluable!

Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power
just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Brain injuries only apply to us peasants and mortals.

Peasant 1: Hey, he must be a king!

Exactly, I can’t think of a worst way to spend the last year’s of my life.

Wife had a 2001 Corolla with a 5 spd manual. Sold it last year with 252k miles on it, original clutch was getting soft but still had a few more miles left in it.

I guess they’ve learned one thing; if you are going to lie, better manke it a big one.

Curse you, now I have to get a spare keyboard out of the supply closet. Oh Mondays....

+1, found out the hard way when someone decided to bring a “Rescue Dog” bitbull to my parents house on Easter Sunday. Needless to say this dog got a running field goal style kick to the gut which finally caused it to release from my parents pet dog. Steel toed would have been nice; but since it was Easter I was…