The year was 1983; Cobra Commander had just completed his weather controlling machine, however Duke from G.I. Joe put an end to his Tom-foolery. I guess that what I am getting at is this only delayed massive weather devastation, assuming that the first half of this post wasn’twritten about a fictional character....or…

I personally think Top Gear put him in place as a distraction for everyone to hate while the show ramped back up.

I’ve had the pleasure of removing an iPod touch from a Honda Odyssey track, although it doesn’t happen that often. IPod was DOA

Maybe Land Rover should ask Suzuki how to keep water out of tail-lights.

I’m guessing peel it and see how big of a continuous sheet you can get is bad?

Oh I see, everything’s so clear now.

So does Porsche do a break-in period on their engines or is this one of those cases where if you can affordthis car just throw caution to the wind. Obviously I can’t afford such a car; which is why I’m asking.

Lol, COTD

Looks like it rolled right off the streets of Grand Theft Auto.

I feel like I’m trapped in a Twilight Zone episode wherethe actors have been replaced with people I literally know nothing about, yet the studio goes on pretending nothing has changed....

I get and have that same reaction when trying to watch 5th Gear episodes when Old Top Gear was out of season. It was almost like going to work at a bad job.

Would be less ugly with some Lens Flare.....or more cow bell.

Crush both cars, and take away licenses....everyone wins!!!!!

COTD for the most jalopnik thing I’ve read today.

It’s so dang hot! Milk was a bad choice. - Ron Burgundy

And like so around 15 years ago, a movie single handedly flipped the depreciation curve of one of yhe most pretty and reliable Gt cars.

This would look better in brown, with a diesel and manual transmission.

Yes, i remember reading about this concept when I was 8. My question to whomever thinks this is new is “Where do you work? and How much money do you make?"

I’m more amazed that this is a new concept to some people.

No, I fear that the resulting overall answer would be “look at what the human race has accomplished”. Maybe comparing a programmer of The Sims game vs. the entities that reside in The Sims game.