Reminds me of that scene on Billy Madison, “Who would steal 36 bag lunches?” Old lady emerges and says “I’ll tell you who, it was the damn sasquatch!”

And always remember to use your strong hand.

This would make a great version of the Jalopnik Heisman trophy.

I would love to do this, but have sworn allegiance to Subaru. Darn you superior awd while getting great Mpg.

Automatic transmissions in sports cars. <\Close Thread>

Fox Body Mustang, great for keeping the weeds down in Southern yards.

Lightness is expensive in this day and age. Especially when you have to meet safety regs and such.

350Z as well, but didn’t drive it. Had keys in it and started but was so pissed off about the interior I just shut it off and told the sales guy it wasn’t for me.

I have a friend who works as a mechanic at a regional airport. Anyway one day someone brings a Viper up to his work. Another mechanic somehow talked his way behind the wheel, and within moments loses control of the car and curbs all 4 rims. “With great power comes great responsibility”- Uncle Ben

Wow

Eh no, Subaru Turbo anything would be better than this. Never understood paying premium and ten beating the crap outta something.

Why buy a new civic when you can buy this slightly used theft recovered QX80 at your local car auction?

Why are you all arguing about a Subaru Impreza?

Ford Taurus with RX7 taillights

Any GM sedan, due to thinking you can charge Toyota money for sparkle sprinkled crap.

NP on classic looks alone, and the manual is just icing on the cake.

To be fair,I don’t recall ever meeting a 100% white person. I appear to be Caucasian but am really a bunch of different races including Native American. But people got to gripe about something I guess.

Can a Honda Odyssey perform a -1G dive?

The Bugatti is cool and all; but who can identify the car these pics were taken from?

Always thought of these as just a new breed of Prius snobbery. But can’t really talk too much bad about it since it is a technological step in a different direction. I’ll save my malice and hate for the next Jalopnik Buyer’s Guide of the GM badge engineering sedan.