Omg. I don't know how you didn't faint!!!! Aaaah!

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Good evening, all.

This freaks me out not cause the crab is freaky or anything like that but because I'm 98% sure I would have missed it and most likely would have just eaten the poor crab then I'd probably think the "strange" taste was from something I had eaten before the tuna.

I think you can only pump your own boobs self-service in some states.

This. How is that... Allowed? That can't be safe. And you refill your own boobs? Gross. Also no fucking way she's 26.

26? She looks Courtney Stodden's age.

"Hey, my eyes are up here. Just kidding. Please look at my tits."

Not a motorboat situation. Full on motorbarge. Full. On. Motorbarge.

Oh, weird. I see her boob twitching and I just thought maybe she had super strong pecs or something.

....I.....what?

Those don't look healthy... the blotchiness of the skin and all; there's a risk of reduced blood supply, when the skin is stretched too thin, as far as I know. It's her choice, though.

I'm more distracted by the awful, shared bleach jobs of her and her boyfriend. As a platinum blonde who spends enough at Sally Beauty…

26? Twenty. Six?

Oh honey no. Nahuh.

she legit looks 50

Yo, I don't know her life.

That's beyond well endowed. That's ridiculously cartoonish.

When I think about men lusting after what is basically two fluid-filled plastic-enclosed kettlebells, I weep for humanity. (And for her, when she finally realizes that carrying those around in her 40's is much harder than she imagined.)

Sorry, I'm going to be judgemental: Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?

Do not get.

Which begs the question, how much to boobs typically weigh? I'm always curious because I weigh more than it looks like I do, and I'm not particularly muscular. I blame my boobs (34DDD), but I would like to know how much to blame them.

Whomever did that surgery should have his license taken away. what an idiot. i am sure the taxpayer (all of us) will wind up paying the bill when she starts suffering the tidal wave of maladies due to what she has done to herself...