Gotta say, good for Cards Against Humanity. They deserve that money more than the people who gave it to them.

I hate people. Fuck this world.

Collectible Bullshit. The end is nigh, my friends.

P.T Barnum knew something about people born yesterday.

it's not supposed to be sexy...soooooo

i am high and tipsy and i wanna slap you in the face for this. #asmr4lyfe

I really, really wanted to make fun of this...but...I kind of...love it? I feel weird now. Good weird.

Maria was actually the one who took my ASMR virginity, and I adore her. Her voice, the sounds she produces, are very calming to me. I'm autistic, and I have serious quirks when it comes to noise. A kid constantly bouncing a basketball right outside my window? Nope. Metal utensils clicking on teeth? Nuh uh. Anything…

Dude, some people love salad. What qualifies as a sexy or delicious food it totes subjective. For example, strawberries are nice if a little too sweet, but the rest of your list I could probably not keep down. Then again, gagging seems like a popular porn theme.

This works very well on me... I'm listening to it a second time.

So, in the last 3 years my husband and I have each lost a pretty significant amount of weight. We aren't dieting together, but exercising together and just generally supporting each other in our workout habits and food choices has helped immensely. Doing things like eating out less really required us both to be on…

Sexy time and salad doesn't mix. That should be finger foods like strawberries, cheese sticks, potato skins, etc.

Ugh it's so annoying. I've been working out 5 days/week, watching calories like a hawk and switched from coffee to green tea. Haven't lost a pound in 4 months. My bf, on the other hand? Lost 10 pounds just from eating the dinners I cooked.

I wish I enjoyed her shows as much as I enjoy Rhimes herself. I'm still watching Scandal and Murder, but it's a bit of a relief to have them on hiatus right now. Devoting two hours to their craziness every Thursday night can be exhausting and I am not longing for their return the way I do other shows, like The Good…

All I'm thinking is, why haven't I been able to come up with some BS activity to make money from on YouTube.

As far as juggling goes...

I've tried ASMR vids before, but all they seem to do is make me cry for no reason...