Is Trump Water mostly just bile and hot air?

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

Seriously, of all the people to gratuitously piss off, he chooses John Oliver? Has he seen the show? Oliver doesn’t take prisoners when it comes to public figures who don’t have a sense of humour about themselves. I can’t wait to see what he does with this!

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

it’s almost as if nobody cares about the view unless someone is saying something tremendously stupid

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

Hell is other people.

No matter how skeptical/pragmatic I am, mirrors still freak me the fuck out at night time.

ok, this is scarier than stories posted here

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

this gif was me, yes

General Zhukov: Comrade, we have just captured Berlin!

That GIF though... is my face rn.

RIGHT? How can you be a witness to the way he treats women, and then think “You know what? I want to have his baby.”

His very existence makes me want to barf.

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

You’re an idiot.

I guess she finally forgives him for, uh, all of 1988?