Britney and Justin have been over for nearly 20 years. Holy shit I just felt my age. 

I see you, Julia Roberts’ pit hair!

Is it me or is Kathy Griffin looking like one of the Gerudo women from Breath of the Wild?

I hope Kate is doing okay.

God, I love Hark A Vagrant.

Anyone wondering what “privilege” looks like, please review the many arrests under Ms. Locklear’s belt.  Please show me a woman of color (men, haha) who could get away with beating up the cops TWICE.  Don’t @ me about mental illness, because the cops don’t care when it comes to us.

Not to be Debbie Downer, but Pete and Ariana seem like two bipolar people experiencing a bout of mania together.

Am I the only one side-eyeing this Ariana and Pete thing? Maybe it’s the maternal instincts I didn’t even know I had, but I’m just like maybe wait six months or so, get to know each other, you’re both still dealing with a lot of trauma, and then move forward?

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Will you?

Pantyhose. Pointy-toead high heels. Fucking ‘shapewear.’ Thongs. BRAS. All those items of clothing you need to tear off your body after a day at work because if you wear them for one more fucking second you will tear your own head off.

If pharmacists can deny customers because of their beliefs, then college/grad medical programs should staff their admissions offices with counselors that can deny applicants that don’t believe in medicine or helping people. Nip this shit in the bud.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Hi. Have you met children? Have you tried to hold their attention during story-time? Have you spent hours at a library trying to direct them to books that weren’t filled with retrograde sexist garbage because that’s 90% of what’s been published since the invention of the Gutenberg press? No? Then kindly take a…

Jesus Goatfucking Christ, we have FINALLY gotten a little representation in children’s books, and now you’re bitching that it doesn’t have enough torture in it?

The format privileges the successful and the extraordinary, popping them out of their context and any social movements or communities of activism or mutual aid that sustained their work. Telling stories for children also tends to file away rough edges, and there’s also the matter of who gets included, which is rarely…

As a single dad to a toddler, who’s ex ran off - this doesn’t make me feel very good. I don’t like Father’s Day anymore anyways.

Let’s all imagine a world in which a famous actress played a mentally handicapped woman in a movie when she was a teenager, then went onto have a varied career as a performer and producer, and had recently won an Academy Award. Now let’s imagine a male comedian going on a late night talk show and joking about how he…

The way the people in this comment section manage to work the president into absolutely everything is truly stunning. It’s like a Resistancehole article come to life and stripped of all the irony. Way to get them stars though.

Buddy, “due process” doesn’t apply in the Court of Public Opinion, and if it ever did, it certainly hasn’t since... I don’t know, name your social media. Myspace?