The backlash against that idea was strong, but she says she only found out about it from friends, since she avoids social media.

She apologized and said she should have worded it better. What kind of awesome liberal purity do you have that she’s not a valuable ally? She got successful, how dare this woman get successful and make minor mistakes, then apologize and say she’s always trying to be better? She’s definitely not good enough right?

I want to meet the Bad Janet version Britney.

but she should actually hold it a month because the charts are being wrecked by post malone and drake

Please note, I don’t mean this in any kind of negative way because I fucking ADORE Janelle Monae, but that image at the top is giving me serious Prince John vibes.

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man

It’s interesting to me this rush to call her a victim when we simply don’t know. Would we give the same consideration to a man doing this in a cult?

I’m very excited. I’m a terrible person but this is just so fascinating

Yay for Bob Odenkirk being nicer.

Off to go dance to the beginning of Troop Beverly Hills bye

I met him at a Mr Show gig when I was 16 and he was a total asshole to me when I asked for an autograph and Bob Odinkirk told him he was an asshole and signed my thing and was super nice. So yeah I dislike him strongly.

For years, our greatest scientists, philosophers, et al have been pondering this mystery & searching for the answer to no avail. One of our universes biggest mysteries.

My sister once put the webcam on her first baby while we were Skyping and went to pee. He was in his tiny cot and everything, but I was SO FREAKED OUT because bitch I’m literally across an ocean; what do you think I can do if something actually goes wrong with the baby?

I neither said nor implied any such thing.

Wife is the hardest job she’s ever done. That’s why it’s first. Long term romantic relationships are difficult in the best of circumstances-the fact that these two are still married (don’t be judgmental-it’s true) is a testament to her strong will, work ethic, perseverance and integrity.

My older sister is one of the strongest women I know, and was a mentor to me as I grew up. I, her little brother, compared myself and my achievements to her throughout my childhood and my academic progress - and artistic skill; she was an incredibly talented illustrator.

Um, is it worth mentioning that President Obama also lists his Twitter bio as “Dad, husband, President...”? Because he does that too. I will wait with baited breath until a feminist asks him about that. Oh, wait.

“Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Wants to Know Why Hillary Clinton’s Twitter Bio Leads With ‘Wife’

Perhaps the flaw is not that HRC’s bio leads with “wife,” but that Bill Clinton’s does not lead with “husband.”