David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

I feel like *I* should get a body double for when I don’t feel like showing up for shit.

It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.

There is no way in hell Skeet Ulrich can have dinner with the most famous woman in the local Applebee’s, much less the most famous woman on the planet.

“So sorry - when I speak to young women I naturally assume they’ll never be successful enough for anyone to care what they say.”

PREACH. “But that’s how things were for women ‘back then’”. Motherfucker, it’s a FANTASY show set in a FANTASY world. It has no bearing on actual history. Maybe create a world that isn’t overrun with the sexual abuse of women.

We’d already been gifted with the best possible reimagining of Nancy Drew. It was called Veronica Mars and it was taken for granted and thrown out like some Hugh Jackmen led musical.

Ha ha ha... This was also me. I thought I’d be very cool and independent - met my partner, figured we could do a friends with benefits thing because he was hot, but then fell in love astonishingly quickly and now it’s almost been 11 years and the idea of not being with him still makes a rushing noise in my ears and my…

One of the reasons my partner and I work so well together is that he insists on a level of intimacy that is healthy but new for me - it’s forced me to open up more and be more trusting. Relying on someone else for some things has been scary but such a mental/emotional relief. If he wasn’t living with me, I’m sure I…

Congrats on seven years, and never feel bad about your codependence! Some relationships work like that, and that’s ok too. My husband and I haven’t spent more than 10 days apart in the past ten years, and it’s not forced at all, just how we operate.

Confession from a looooong time singleton that found the right man at age 36: I would have been looking for this kind of arrangement all my life but since I met my partner I actually hate being away from him for longer than a couple days. And I used to travel a lot for work and it made me super stressed/gave me…

Listen to Judith. Do as Judith says, for it does seem like she’s 100 percent correct.

Let us not forget that this magical moment happened:

Since we’re talking vintage project runway...I still sing “lighten up its just fashion” to myself all the time. This was a truly great season.

Joseph Gordon Levitt probably.