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Don’t forget about her inevitable appearance on Celebrity Big Brother.

SHE WAS THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS!!!1!!11!!!

False reports like this make me doubt the validity of every other report of British models being kidnapped by Polish gang members.

Yeah, I will generally come down on her side. But as PinkBunnyHat said below, if you can’t use the dinglehopper correctly, well I don’t have time you anymore.

I’m usually Team Heard by default but she’s pushed my loyalties TOO FAR with this one.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

For shits and giggles, here’s our group’s after shot

My reaction to all of this:

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Dukes of Hazard actor Tom Wopat was arrested for indecent assault and battery and misdemeanor coke possession.

its a condition!

Do go on.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

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Semi-related I just watched the entire series of Selfie (RIP) again. This “Chandelier” cover after Eliza confronts Henry still hits me right in the gut.

The album will be fine; no need to wig out about it.

Mandy Patinkin seems as though he goes into every job with the firm conviction that he doesn’t need it and is ready to walk away from it at any given moment.