Lichens, especially, can be INCREDIBLY long lived. Like, centuries sometimes. So a literal growth on a rock has more stick-to-it than Dump.

“... After just under a month online, the Washington Post is reporting that Trump’s blog is no more due to poor readership...”

Subaru Justy. I’m Justin, so close enough.

Even for 3-wheeled vaporware, this is stupid, and that’s its own kind of achievement. 

Why are mechanics trying to service your wife?!

So this is Elio, except in 2021, not 1996.

Great post as always David. 

Lebron Freeman

You do know that, unlike us, David gets paid to write for Jalopnik, right? Since his schtick is writing about his wrenching exploits, he essentially wrenches for a living. Accordingly, the rust must flow!

He saw himself winning the monthly rust converter sales contest

When measured, the complaint list turned out to only be 11" long

*Bah dum tiss*

I hear the Slaab handles like a brick.

For you Jason, I will coin a replacement for “Slow news day?” That replacement should be....

You’ve been TORCH’D!

Lexus LLC500 - for the private business owners with taste

Volvo and Lamborghini should consider a partnership and produce the Vulva Uterus. It only comes in pink. I’d buy one.

I would practically guarantee he spends hours on this. Hours and hours. This stuff takes time to gestate. “Gland National” is the work of a laboring genius!