Suddenly Kingdom Hearts 3 Rocks!

How’s this? 

Sergeant “Rock,” anybody? 

Now I remember why that game was so hard!

The Holy Guard Rails of Antioch!

Okay, I actually tried to make one today.

Pie Iesu dominae, dona eis requiem...*thunk*

And lo, the number of the rails shall be three. And three shall be the number. No more, no less. Two shall not be the number, unless immediately proceeding three. Four is right out.

I eagerly await the greatest collection of crossovers of our generation!

Not mine, but it goes well with the posts below:

Master Chief knows 

Ohhh nooooo, not again!

This ones a bit complicated, I tried to go for a Bethesda - Microsoft - Bethesda - Microsoft thing.