from now on, I drink THREE things: rainwater, grain alcohol, and onion juice

This is a good reminder that if you ever are going to have guests over, you should have a plunger in your bathroom.

I did not.

The definition of supreme manliness in the 4chan demographic.

Counterpoint, “liberal” media needs to make this national news because if the lamestream media are warning people not to do it, then you know damn well that these anti-establishment, red-pillers who have seen the light will be injecting liquefied onion directly into their veins.

I think it’s part of the process. Once they see the libtard-cuck hub of Gawker sites warning people against drinking onion juice, they’ll say, “I knew it! The lamestream media is trying to steal the testosterone right out of my balls! That tears it—from now on, I drink THREE things: rainwater, grain alcohol, and onion…

Raw onions are a great and tasty garnish to Mexican food. Unrelated but caramilized onions are the best thing (esp as a base for sauces or gravies). And onion rings are the best fried food in my opinion. I don’t get the onion hate.

But did you notice increased sperm production?

I’m guessing they stop reading after “copulate faster”

Basic hygiene is expected of both genders (and for the most part, some trimming to keep things workable).

If the fucking shitstains from /pol/ are doing this and it’s harming them, please don’t publish any information to the contrary.

why are we discouraging this? let them do it, and then we’ll know who the 4Channers are by their scent. everyone wins!

One, from the Jordan University of Science and Technology, found that onion juice made male rats copulate faster but less often.

Eh. It really all depends how you measure success. For me, it’s not about my bank account. Money helps, obviously, but it’s not my driving force.

Your comment has multiple stars, so obviously it resonates, but I admit I’m not sure I understand your point. Is your point that rich people hoarding money reduces your money and thus your ability to live a long life?

According to my many friends who enjoy working at Amazon, he doesn’t in fact force them to work there.

“Hey...you over there. Think for me. I’m Jeff Bezos”

Hmm what would 80 year old Jeff Bezos think? “I’m rich fuck it.”