It would have been so easy to let this kid out...

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

How do they feel about Fucking Trump, though? This is a deal breaker.

+1 salami & gabagool

Make America(n soccer) Great Again Continually Mediocre

Daniel Suarez is one BAD HOMBRE

The ultimate fuck you to the sports leaders who threw their hats into the trump ring. so great

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

+1 picture of mountain tops

Nope. Looks way too eerie with everyone still and posing like that. Whole school looks like Jeremy spoke in class that day. Can’t do it.

Tennessee is two insane plays away from being 3-5. What makes you think they can go undefeated with Big Game Butchie at the helm? Time to face the fact that UT’s glory days are lomg gone. You’re Vandy, only without actually getting a real degree,

Lighten up, Francis.

Would you prefer he use the term “largely fucked” instead?

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

+1 Threaux up.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Sunday: “Wrestlemania? This is duller than counting sheep.”
Monday: /spends 35 minutes of his show counting sheep