No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

They do at night. You’re both close!

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

River Phoenix no doubt!

This is exactly the kind of stuff Chris Brown would spout about when he was assaulted as a kid by his babysitter; trying to make it retroactively consensual so he could live with it. (Nobody on Jez had a lot of love for Chris Brown but the site was rightfully taken to task when they tried to downplay it.)

Of course their helmets pull back to reveal their pretty faces.

What do you expect from a cowardly rapist shitting up the Ecuadorian Embassy?

Tertiary q: why does this man look like alt-right Jon Snow

Better.

I work in the medical field, and inmates have better health coverage than the VAST majority of Americans. It’s really upsetting.

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

Snyder is in charge of the ENTIRE DCU. If he tells the director of WW that Diana needs to fight a giant spider in the 4th act, all she can do is ask is “how big do you want the spider to be?” This is why I’m worried.

This could be the year’s biggest movie if it’s even a little bit good.

Because it’s a really weird targeting of them and only them. That law is designed to go after them specifically and they’re right to fight against that.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

“Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, suprise, ruthless efficiency.... I’ll come in again, shall I?”

Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise. Our chief weapons are fear and surprise, and a devotion to the Papacy! Hold on, I’ll start over...

As of 11AM EST, the Chicago PD haven’t announced any formal charges against the 4 attackers, only that part of their investigation will include whether the language in the video warrants a hate crime distinction. For comparison, Dylann Roof’s federal hate crime charges came almost 3 weeks after he was arrested for the…

Also... So that’s Furiosa’s origin story?