No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

They do at night. You’re both close!

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

River Phoenix no doubt!

This is exactly the kind of stuff Chris Brown would spout about when he was assaulted as a kid by his babysitter; trying to make it retroactively consensual so he could live with it. (Nobody on Jez had a lot of love for Chris Brown but the site was rightfully taken to task when they tried to downplay it.)

Tertiary q: why does this man look like alt-right Jon Snow

I work in the medical field, and inmates have better health coverage than the VAST majority of Americans. It’s really upsetting.

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

Because it’s a really weird targeting of them and only them. That law is designed to go after them specifically and they’re right to fight against that.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

“Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, suprise, ruthless efficiency.... I’ll come in again, shall I?”

Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise. Our chief weapons are fear and surprise, and a devotion to the Papacy! Hold on, I’ll start over...

He knows some people in Russia, terrific people...

That bear crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

Good. Fuck this guy.

Once I really pissed off this Québécois. We were in Japan at a share house and he was going around asking people if they had ever had “real maple syrup” and giving them tastes of stuff from Quebec. He asked me, and I replied “yeah! Like from Maine!” because I grew up in New England and that is where we get the good…