jartfohnson
Fart Johnson
jartfohnson

say what you will about their political empire having fallen, but the clinton kill squad is still as effective as ever

only because he's seen as the default most electable candidate due to name recognition. clinton polled significantly better among black voters than obama in 07 right up until she came in third in iowa

biden’s gonna lead in the polls right up until he finishes third or possibly fourth in iowa and drops out ahead of super tuesday. clinton was polling in the low-mid 40s in august of 2007, and she had a much stronger campaign back then than biden does now

the idea that the rural south doesn’t have a massive black (and increasingly hispanic) population whose lack of political representation must be because rural people are monolithically white and conservative and not because they’re intentionally disenfranchised can only come from a world class shithead like say a nyt

nobody takes tits mccain seriously least of all conservatives

oh heavens no trump and the other republicans might say meant things about us!

lookit mr fancypants here who's never been to a town only big enough for a family dollar

sanders derangement syndrome claims another victim

well then you should know better than most that he’ll be replaced with another pro-growth business wing democrat who only moved to the area in the last five years like the rest of the town's population

morrisville isn’t a bunch of hicks out in the sticks. it’s largely tech workers, immigrants from asia and india, and transplants from the northeast. the mayor and town council are all democrats

the vast majority of the district is chud suburbs east of charlotte filled with yankee assholes equally appalled upon discovering the south is full of black people, but without the money for lake norman, though enough sense of shame to not live in south carolina

a slap on the wrist fine that’ll get tossed in court isn’t escalation. sending out the house sergeant-at-arms and capitol police to toss stun grenades and tear gas through windows and physically drag barr, mnuchin, et. al. out of their homes in a pre-dawn raid is escalation, and the only thing that’ll get their

defunding the federal government isn't the slam dunk maneuver against the republicans you might think it is

yeah the entire reason there’s a film industry in georgia is because north carolina killed their tax break program nearly a decade ago when the republicans took the legislature

the good cops of capital jabronies worked themselves into a shoot and bernie doesn’t even get the concept of kayfabe

pirro also sought the half-empty box of franzia and bottle of klonopin she kept in her desk drawer

so is the log flume at the tokyo disneyland called bukkake mountain?

message campaigns can be effective. had sanders not run last cycle nobody in the field would be talking about medicare for all, raising the minimum wage, or tuition free college, even if only to oppose them

no biggie. he'll just get hired by a department in another state or even a few towns over

and as we all remember at&t never recovered from being broken up in 1982